*eyes her piles of clean and dirty diapers and decides to be nice*

Heh...glad to see you're still alive, Toni. I was getting worried. I'll be back again to comment on the stories.

Crap. Sorry it took me such a long f***ing time to come back here...
You should know that I'm really bad at remembering things and had no useable computer all summer long, and that that's no excuse for me not getting to your story any faster. But, my point is, that if you still want me to read & critique An Ivory Tale, the offer is still there.
(I want to, but I’m slow…so if it’s too late, then that’s the way it is.)

You know, that random thingy on the Elfwood mainpage is really spiffy. It led me here. And I started reading your Ivory story. Spiffy story, that. I'll definitlly finish it later

*pokepoke* How's it going? You still alive in here?

hello, you told me a loooooong time ago that I had to let you know when I uplaoded another story.. well I have now ;p It's not the same style as the other stories though, it's the beginning of a bigger story. Not the fairy tale-type that my other stories are. Read it if you want to

Toni weft.

*pokes page's corpse with a finger* Interesting. You won't mind if I...? Of course you won't.

*disappears, comes back with a Polaroid and starts taking pictures of the dead page*

Coolness.

Okay, right, I'm going to go and get these developed...

**hits toni with a brick** um.... **points at empty space beside her** he did it. Well, sorry about that, just seemed like something to do. Hope it doesn't affect your writing skills, because that would suc--- (reads bad language clause) ---be bad. I read a few of your stories here, including An Ivory Tale (or at least started that one) and I think I'm in love. With your stories. Because they are amazing. Keep writing, even though everytime I come here I want to hit myself with a brick, knowing that I'll never amount to your amazing level of brilliance. **bows down, presenting gifts of apeasement** I don't know what you want, so it's intentionally vague...

FINTROLL, TURISAS, SONATA, AYREON!!!! you have great taste for music

You should really try to sell you short stories to some fantasy magazines, as www.strangehorizons.com, www.chizine.com or www.shadowrealms.com. On average you get 7cents per word, and one A4 usually has 400 words. Up to 10000 word stories are accepted. The thing is that you can´t submit stuff you publish here at Elfwood... but anyways..

Hm, Toni's gone, too? Elfwood's a ghostland haunt, I see.

Well, I'm back for now. I was wondering what I should comment on... but if you're not about, then I suppose I'll just wander about and see what I haven't commented on already. It was really heartwarming to see ones I remembered... You always were quite memorable, Toni. Hope you're doing well!